Monday, November 20, 2006

have been just talking like two housewives the past couple of days. A real cool guy, outspoken and smart, and has a brain that I imagine to be too huge for most humans.
Here's one question from my essay/interview surrounding the Journey Escape video game. Todd, I might remind my readers, set a record marathoning the game, clocking in at 86 hours.
Is there a training regimen involved? I imagine you don’t eat Mexican food with plenty of jalapeno pepper the night before a big marathon.
Well, I’m an insomniac, so that helps. I actually hate Mexican food gives me the runs and besides id fart flames for a week with that shit. I like pizza and/or seafood, and I can eat anything with curry but food with an acidic base sometimes give me heart burn. I don’t do anything special. I drink liquid that’s air temperature, and fruit. I don’t feel like making mud in the middle of a game.
...and here's another excerpt

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Warning: I'm about to rant, and hard.

Nothing can thoroughly restore one's faith and confidence in this current administration quite as effortlessly as when Madeliene Albright opens her yap!

She reminds us just what genuine incompetence looks, sounds and smells like.

On the same day that Condi Rice is easily and historically confirmed as Secretary of State, the difference between the intelligence and capability of conservative women in power versus the shrill, hyper-reactionary,base and altogether hysterical "contribution" of liberal women in power could not be more breathtaking.

Republican women chair committees, advise presidents, lead government agencies and legislate...all with dignity, great distinction and grace. Even dissenters, like Olympia Snowe or Christy Whitman, are soundly reasoned and compelling in the expression of their concerns.

Compare that with the likes of Albright and Boxer, a pack of shrieking de-feminized feminist cliches who are frequently out-womyned by their male Democrat colleagues, out-performed by the folks who slap pancake on their face for those wretched tv close-ups, and out-thought by the furniture they sit on.

Despite endless attempts to organize and promote "sisterhood" - complete with an endless cacophony of self-promotion and exploitation of affirmative action perks designed for women in genuine want, not wanton women - these broads continue to lag behind.

Maddie gave us nukes in North Korea and an endless stream of violence and carnage in in the Middle East. Barbie set the overwhelming confirmation of Condi Rice to the miserable tune of her aged-like-an-ancient-wine jowly yowling during the confirmation vote run-up. Aged whine indeed!

One dangerously incompetent, one utterly irrelevant, both ugly in the extreme...how are we to take these dames seriously!?

Whew. I feel better now.

Monday, September 11, 2006

FengShui Fall Out "December 2005: You will be called on to be responsible this month. If you are given a task where you are put in charge, use this opportunity to show you can indeed be in charge."According to a fengshui horoscope book (by a famous author) of my horoscope last month.
I have now been bestowed the random honour of being the class's finance representative and assistant group leader of some lousy project group of mine.
In both cases, the allotment of leadership positions were done by drawing lots.
I don't believe in horoscopes unless they portend good things coming my way. My theory is that if one believes that good things are going to happen to him, it infiltrates his subconscience and one will somehow start attracting them into one's life. Not by merely sitting there and watching TV, of course.
Ever since school started, I have never been on time for finance class. Some kind of "leader" I am huh? Ha ha No really, I know I am a leader inside. It's just that I'm too insecure to show it on the outside.And that's proving to be a very unfortunate impediment!